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leah
May 31, 2025 at 7:24:01 PM
michael, it was an honor being crowned Third Freakiest with you. we need to get that bar trivia group chat going asap 
shae<3
May 31, 2025 at 6:12:39 PM
im gay, ur gay, everyone's gay 
OH MAI GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 21, 2025 at 7:39:07 AM
mm steamed clams! its a regional dialect
Darya
April 18, 2025 at 1:59:12 AM
Sick website would love to do writing sometime
scarylavender
April 8, 2025 at 6:05:07 AM
you are an awesome poet!! so great to meet you
vasileia
April 8, 2025 at 5:27:49 AM
i’m gonna piss
your pants
gant fr
April 8, 2025 at 2:30:09 AM
livin in the larger zone and lovin it
sincerely gant fr (gant.foo)
Bill Gates
April 7, 2025 at 6:56:28 AM
I think that this young man is the future of satire in the west, listening to his takes on these subjects are interesting and fulfilling as a fortune 500 company CEO. I was so captivated by the simpsons steamed hams OVA that i called this young man and offered him 6000090 billion dollars. He turned it down and told me
to get my money and my funny up, then he called my father and told him that he wouldn’t be claiming me at public events due to my lack of motivation and drive, the lack of a strong father figure such as Michael is leading me to despair. Everything seems cold, empty, boring, why won’t he love me? I’ve done everything to make him proud. Praise his genius, there is no one greater.
Windows X5 coming soon! Sponsored by Kragerzone.
kenzie
April 7, 2025 at 6:51:52 AM
michael u can NOT say that!
kenzie
April 7, 2025 at 6:49:28 AM
hey michael i have a bomb!
Logan
April 7, 2025 at 4:03:39 AM
Hugeeeeee if true.
And it is true!!!

you know who it is
April 5, 2025 at 12:32:58 AM
i hardly know her
BetaMaster
April 3, 2025 at 2:29:29 PM
I was asked to sign the guestbook nicely
karson
March 8, 2025 at 2:56:39 AM
you dropped something
Ginge
February 6, 2025 at 4:59:03 AM
The guy who owns this website must be super hot and sexy. I hope I get to be like them someday.
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